Dear Sir Alex,
I write this letter on behalf on all Manchester United fans out there. Please do something about our current slump. My current belief after seeing the three recent games is that our beloved team cannot find the back of the net even if it was a the size of 3 baseball fields. As much as I bemoan the sale of one of my favourite young players, Rossi. I feel that the current squad is sufficient.
As many things I have to gripe about , I trust you ol' grandmaster, but let's start winning aye?