I Detest/abhore the umbrella song by Rihanna (I think)
I remain both flummoxed/flabbergasted at it's popularity
No offence to Rihanna (Am I getting this right?)
But I think I'll call it Rihanna's random sayings.
Not song. A song is defined as music.
Yes, music.
Yet to find that in umbrella.
Here's what I did when I heard that song.
*Unfamilier verse plays*
*Cringe-worthy chorus begins*
*ellaellaella*
"HUH?" *in tandem with Hong Wei*
First I started laughing.
*Hearing the song for the too many-th time*
*covers ears*
"Swears at Singer, writer, sound speaker, my ears, singer, song, music"
*Arrange suitable swear words for each*
*pick Choice moments to say swear words*
*Forget how to swear*
*Mind reverts to revaberating and decides*
*hmm*
*monkey eats banana biscuits in my head*
*Word travels from neurons in my brain to voicebox*
*Swear, witty, smart, intelligent sections of brain shuts down*
"WALAO EH, WHAT A NICE SONG"
*That was a smattering of swear and a failed attempt at sarcasm, while intelligent remembers what sarcasm is, but forgets how to deliver it*
That was it.
I have to give credit to the writer for making the umbrella (mundane at best) such a popular item.
Now let me try,
Excuse me.
Handphone, handphone, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, ee ee ee ee .
ah,ah,ha.
Hee hee hee.
Omgoodness.
I literally covered my ears when I heard that.
Cheers, cheers, eers, eers, rs ,rs, rs.